Tragic collapse of judgement destroys many of the industry’s brightest creative minds.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN— In a fatal turn of events, the entire advertising industry was buried under an avalanche of its own bullshit after years of ignoring troubling infrastructure problems eroding away at its credibility.

“It was a mountain of pure BS,” said a first responder at the scene. “They never had a chance.”

Prior to the collapse, witnesses say there were clear warning signs. “All these usually bright, creative people began posting and reposting the same self-congratulatory drivel, chasing the latest shiny new object and pursuing awards over results,” said one visibly shaken CMO, “You could see straight through it…It was tragic.”

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(See full article at The Minneapolis Egotist. )